March 2012
91 posts
If you smoke, that's cool. If you don't, that's...
February 2012
58 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
ever thine, ever mine, ever ours
“Above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the...”
– Roald Dahl
the way to my heart:
chocolate. anything and everything covered in chocolate.
attention
I’ve been browsing the world of Fashion Week spring 2012 and I’ve decided that I WILL be married in an Ellie Saab gown. I will not be denied. End of story.
“It wasn’t only wickedness and scheming that made people unhappy, it was...”
– Ian McEwan
